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Behind the Scenes: Free Launch Aftermath

Courtesy of our neighbor Brian at 48 Grove St., who witnessed the filming of this video:

Currently watching these guys film a new video out my office window on the bus path. they’re about to get creamed by the 84

Cops are here now. There’s a guy wearing a dunce cap that says “STATISTICS!” on it. And another guy has a big Yoshi head but he doesn’t look old enough to have ever played Super Mario World un-ironically. Brendan is wearing green sunglasses.

The guy with the yoshi head has been standing motionless under my office window for at least 30m now holding the head. They haven’t filmed him or anything (yet?) Maybe that’s his job. It’s confusing. The transit cops left after making them use the sidewalk instead of the bus lane— the AG did not have to get involved. My engineers are getting a pool together to ask the guy with the statistics dunce hat if he is feeling extra leptokurtotic.  (See, that’s a statistics joke, he should laugh, but maybe that’s why he’s wearing the hat to begin with?)